Q: Nate, what you doing this weekend?
A: Not sure. I might golf. Maybe go out to eat or something. Might relax. What are you doing?
Q: Can I park in front of your apartment?
A: Yeah, but not in the handicapped section. And not if they're doing street cleaning.
Q: Are you from Chicago?
A: Kind of. I grew up in the suburb of Joliet. Known for Stateville Prison. They just renamed their minor league baseball team the Joliet Slammers. Classy.
Q: Did you go to ad school?
A: Yeah. I went to the VCU Brandcenter. But when I was there, it was the VCU Adcenter. I learned a lot. Didn't sleep much. Got yelled at a lot for being a jerk. And acquired an addiction to iced coffee.
Q: Cubs fan or Sox fan?
A: I stopped watching the Cubs because watching a losing baseball team every year isn't healthy and it puts me in a bad mood. Does that answer your question?
Q: You won an Emmy?
A: Yeah. For that Optimus TV spot where people have "turkey timers" popping out of their backs. It's up in my reel if you want to see it. It won a Midwest Emmy. Not primetime. But regardless, an Emmy award sits on my side table.
Q: If you could have any super power, what would it be? And why?
A: Time travel. I would do exactly what Biff did. No regrets.
If anything has been unanswered by these FAQs, please send me an email and we can chat. Thanks.