Q: Nate, what you doing this weekend?

A: Not sure. I might golf. Maybe go out to eat or something. Might relax. What are you doing?

 

Q:  Can I park in front of your apartment?

A: Yeah, but not in the handicapped section. And not if they're doing street cleaning.

 

Q: Are you from Chicago?

A: Kind of. I grew up in the suburb of Joliet. Known for Stateville Prison. They just renamed their minor league baseball team the Joliet Slammers. Classy.

 

Q: Did you go to ad school?

A: Yeah. I went to the VCU Brandcenter. But when I was there, it was the VCU Adcenter. I learned a lot. Didn't sleep much. Got yelled at a lot for being a jerk. And acquired an addiction to iced coffee.

 

Q: Cubs fan or Sox fan?

A: I stopped watching the Cubs because watching a losing baseball team every year isn't healthy and it puts me in a bad mood. Does that answer your question?

 

Q: You won an Emmy?

A: Yeah. For that Optimus TV spot where people have "turkey timers" popping out of their backs. It's up in my reel if you want to see it. It won a Midwest Emmy. Not primetime. But regardless, an Emmy award sits on my side table.

 

Q: If you could have any super power, what would it be? And why?

A: Time travel. I would do exactly what Biff did. No regrets.

 

If anything has been unanswered by these FAQs, please send me an email and we can chat. Thanks.